Oh No!

half of the summer is already over! oh no!
i must sleep more...
it's pretty warm outside... not up to 90 at least...
*rrrrrrrrrrrr*
*purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

-Raven the Cat

Ice

ice is cold, ice is cold, ice is cold, ice is cold.....................

brrrrrrrrr!!! ice is a lovely currycomb- get your owner to take a block and slide it over your fur and it will become sleek and shiny! but cold and wet....

brrrr!!!

ice is a good licking block as well, now i think of it...

-Raven the Cat

Summertime!

woot woot! it's summer!

i wonder how kura's doing... if she's swimming a lot...

i have been able to avoid the swimming pool for quite a while now. it's good that the owners have only gone into the pool once or twice...

and it's a really weird summer because it isn't very warm..

i like it when it's warm.

ah well, there's nothing really to do...

-Raven the Cat

SCHOOL'S OUT!!!!

hallelujah!! school's out!!!

*sigh* it's cloudy again.

so much for summer.

-Raven the Cat

Sunday

today is actually pretty warm.

lucky for Kitty City, then thunderstorms passed north of us. whew!

but we did get a lot of clouds but very few showers.

it's getting warmer! oh goody!

last week of school too!

oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!!!!!

wait...

why isn't it oh girl oh girl oh girl oh girl?

or oh cat oh cat oh cat oh cat?

i think i'll take oh cat oh cat...

oh cat oh cat oh cat!!!

it's almost summer vacation!!!

everyone goes swimming!!!

uh oh.

did someone just say swimming?

RUN AWAY!!!!

-Raven the Cat

Wednesday

i hear there are thunderstorms coming into Kitty City...
yuk
i hate rain
all that wet stuff
brrrrrrrrrr!
Thunderstorms!
in June!
Perish the thought!!
ah... but who am i to question the facts of life?
i am a cat!!!!
uhh.. my point is...
forget it.

-Raven the Cat
P.S. on the plus side, school's almost over!
P.P.S. Hallelujah, praise the cat!
P.P.S.S. yes, praise me
P.P.P.S.S. thank you, thank you *bowing modestly*

Memorial Day

yes, i know Memorial Day was yesterday.
anyway, there was a whole bunch of people making a racket in downtown Kitty City.
sounded like a marching band, a whole bunch of speeches, and more music.
well, the music wasn't that bad.
yes, i could hear it. you know that cats have good hearing, right?

oh, and my owner went to this wildcat assembly.
didn't have a house cat in it unfrotunately.
ah well.
there was a mountain lion, caracal, serval, and Canadian lynx.
personally, i like all of them.
did you know cougars, pumas, and mountain lions are all the same animal.
yes, absurd. why humans come up with these name, i don't know.

-Raven the Cat

Fights

recently i have been involved with a couple of fights. for instance, i had a terrific cat fight with another cat for a preferred sleeping spot. of course i came out unscathed.
but today there was a racket of a dog fight. i'm not sure what has happened... i'm off to check it out!

-Raven the Cat

May 2nd, also known as Saturday

for those of you who check regularly, you know that today is the day after yesterday, a VERY special day.

sorry i haven't posted in a while. to busy taking naps and eating, you know.

guess what yesterday was.

guess

guess already.

I'M TWO YEARS OLD NOW!

*ahem* must be very mature now....

my maturity, according to the complete cat handbook, is equivalent to a 16 year old human. strange, time passes too quickly.

-Raven the Cat

alright, forget the quotes.

Glass Cabinet

there's a glass cabinet in my favorite room (a.k.a. the room with my scratching post).
yeah, the one right there.
no, right next to it.
yeah, you got it.
you see that little space up there?
cat-sized?
with a bit of paper at the bottom?
it's a nice cushion, you know.
do you get what i'm hinting at?
I LIKE SLEEPING IN THERE!
and it also makes people think that they can view me from a safe range (behind glass).

-Raven the Cat
*read post below for comments on quotes*

Comfy Swing

today we built a contraption that is so AWESOME!!!! it's a kitty swing so safe you can sleep in it!
so first, you put the handles of the kitty carrier on the pull-up bar.
then you put the pull-up bar onto the door frame and, wall-ah! a supersafe kitty swing!
bye, i'm off to enjoy it!

-Raven the Cat
You people are HOPELESS.

Greece and SEL

my owner came back today all excited and huffy at the same time.
Excited:
she is writing a script for a skit about some Greek myth
Huffy:
she had to listen for 45 WHOLE minutes about the art of listening.
you know, i really doubt anyone can teach ME about listening.
well, maybe kura can.
oh well!
keep posting!

-Raven the Cat
HELLO!!!! ANYONE OUT THERE? I NEED A NEW QUOTE!
but for now,
"Quoth the Raven, NEVERMORE!!!!"
i see, said the blind cat.

Nothing Really Interesting

today was a normal day.
just went outside, slept, ate, and all that other good stuff.
this is kind of a pointless post.
scratch that. this IS a pointless post.

hey kura! yes you with the orange-brown fur!
how do you like your birthday present?
huh? huh? huh?
i contributed the stuffing.

-Raven the Cat
PEOPLE!!!! do you understand what "I NEED A NEW QUOTE" means?
great, so help me with it!

Sleeping in

*stretch* *yawn*
i stayed up so *yawn* late last night so i got to sleep in.

BTW, HAPPY BIRTHDAY KURA!!!!
my birthday is coming up on may 1st.

-Raven the Cat
I NEED A NEW QUOTE!!!!!!!

Yuck!

do you know what an orange is?
no, not the color, the fruit!
yes, the big round thing with the juicy inside. yeah, that one, you got it.

do you know what the relationship between cats and oranges is?
do you? huh? huh? huh?
well, let's just put it this way.
cat:orange;kura:toothpaste
do you know how to read that?
it means
cat is to orange as kura is to toothpaste.

for you people that are absolutely lost about what i'm talking about, kura hates toothpaste. it's kind of like a juxtaposition, you know.
so if kura's relationship with toothpaste is BAD,
then my relation ship with oranges is also BAD.
get the picture?
I HATE ORANGES!!!!


you know, this is kind of a pointless post.
oh well! keep posting!

-Raven the Cat
"Quoth the Raven, NEVERMORE!!!!"