Monday

i discovered that my owners just went to skiing this weekend. my owner got sick with the stomach flu and she blames it completely on some cereal colored with marker and some bad chicken.

-Raven the Cat

Monday

sorry i couldn't post because i have absolutely no time. i couldn't find that much interesting news except that the U.S.A. Congress is discussing about the 2nd Amendment: right to bear arms. they are thinking about removing it. i hope they don't, because my owners might have to get me declawed! how horrible!
and if you're thinking that the Constituition applies only to humans? oh yeah?
"We the Cats of the United States, in Order to form the most perfect Union,
establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common Cat
defence, promote the only our Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to
ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the
United Cats of America. "*
so there!

-Raven the Cat


*from the Preamble from the Constitution: http://freedomx0.tripod.com/id2.html

Wednesday

today i went and played in the garage. it was FUN. my owner left a tab on about a $1,ooo dollar cat that lost to Ramamadua in the Felines of High Class Competition at New Jersey. poor 1,oo0 dollar cat, losing to a challenger. anyway, i don't like competitions with all the work. you know, i need my beauty sleep........
-Raven the Cat

Monday

gasp....gasp..... dottie.... is .....getting......faster.... sorry i wasn't able to post. my owner REFUSED to turn on the computer. just a minute, dottie!
okay, down to business. kura, HIHIHIHIHIHIHI! everyone else, greetings. bye!

-Raven the Cat

Tuesday

today dottie came back! she was looking a little faded but now she's looks like new! dottie said something about getting batteries. here she comes! see ya!

-Raven the Cat

P.S. my suggested websites:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
http://ihasahotdog.com/
http://kurashiba.blogspot.com/

Sunday

today is lazy Sunday!!!!!!! i am sorry i couldn't post sooner. there had been a lot of activity lately. my owners are emptying out the house (or part of it)! something's brewing........something's doing.......

-Raven the Cat