Glass Cabinet

there's a glass cabinet in my favorite room (a.k.a. the room with my scratching post).
yeah, the one right there.
no, right next to it.
yeah, you got it.
you see that little space up there?
cat-sized?
with a bit of paper at the bottom?
it's a nice cushion, you know.
do you get what i'm hinting at?
I LIKE SLEEPING IN THERE!
and it also makes people think that they can view me from a safe range (behind glass).

-Raven the Cat
*read post below for comments on quotes*

Comfy Swing

today we built a contraption that is so AWESOME!!!! it's a kitty swing so safe you can sleep in it!
so first, you put the handles of the kitty carrier on the pull-up bar.
then you put the pull-up bar onto the door frame and, wall-ah! a supersafe kitty swing!
bye, i'm off to enjoy it!

-Raven the Cat
You people are HOPELESS.

Greece and SEL

my owner came back today all excited and huffy at the same time.
Excited:
she is writing a script for a skit about some Greek myth
Huffy:
she had to listen for 45 WHOLE minutes about the art of listening.
you know, i really doubt anyone can teach ME about listening.
well, maybe kura can.
oh well!
keep posting!

-Raven the Cat
HELLO!!!! ANYONE OUT THERE? I NEED A NEW QUOTE!
but for now,
"Quoth the Raven, NEVERMORE!!!!"
i see, said the blind cat.