Friday

sorry i couldn't post. i have been very busy eating, sleeping, and getting into trouble. my owner has been using me as a weight lift. she must be very weak to have to weight lift me (i'm just 12 lbs), because she could just do push ups. anyway, i'm not that heavy, right? RIGHT?

-Raven the Cat

Monday

aww. spring break is over. i am having soooooooooooooooo much fun on igoogle. i figured out how to get the virtual kitty kat out of the basket. just click on it! kura has interesting things on her blog. you should check it out.

-Raven the Cat

Sunday

TODAY IS SPRING BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Raven the Cat

Monday

i discovered that my owners just went to skiing this weekend. my owner got sick with the stomach flu and she blames it completely on some cereal colored with marker and some bad chicken.

-Raven the Cat

Monday

sorry i couldn't post because i have absolutely no time. i couldn't find that much interesting news except that the U.S.A. Congress is discussing about the 2nd Amendment: right to bear arms. they are thinking about removing it. i hope they don't, because my owners might have to get me declawed! how horrible!
and if you're thinking that the Constituition applies only to humans? oh yeah?
"We the Cats of the United States, in Order to form the most perfect Union,
establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common Cat
defence, promote the only our Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to
ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the
United Cats of America. "*
so there!

-Raven the Cat


*from the Preamble from the Constitution: http://freedomx0.tripod.com/id2.html

Wednesday

today i went and played in the garage. it was FUN. my owner left a tab on about a $1,ooo dollar cat that lost to Ramamadua in the Felines of High Class Competition at New Jersey. poor 1,oo0 dollar cat, losing to a challenger. anyway, i don't like competitions with all the work. you know, i need my beauty sleep........
-Raven the Cat

Monday

gasp....gasp..... dottie.... is .....getting......faster.... sorry i wasn't able to post. my owner REFUSED to turn on the computer. just a minute, dottie!
okay, down to business. kura, HIHIHIHIHIHIHI! everyone else, greetings. bye!

-Raven the Cat

Tuesday

today dottie came back! she was looking a little faded but now she's looks like new! dottie said something about getting batteries. here she comes! see ya!

-Raven the Cat

P.S. my suggested websites:
http://icanhascheezburger.com/
http://ihasahotdog.com/
http://kurashiba.blogspot.com/

Sunday

today is lazy Sunday!!!!!!! i am sorry i couldn't post sooner. there had been a lot of activity lately. my owners are emptying out the house (or part of it)! something's brewing........something's doing.......

-Raven the Cat

Wednesday

today i had my first day with a different type of litter! it actually smells pretty good. i had a lot of fun in the garage because there was a lot of stuff that's all wrapped up in card board and plastic. i like sleeping on it. for some reason i think they are remodeling or something on march 7 because they are evacuating rooms.

-Raven the Cat

Thursday

today it was raining REALLY hard. i went outside but my owner ushered me back in because she didn't want to give me a bath because i went outside in ACID rain. oh well, i was able to nibble on the grass a little.

-Raven the Cat

Wednesday

my owners went skiing on Saturday all the way to yesterday. they came back last night. i had a little bit fun around the suitcases. and since it is now spring, i am shedding!!!!

-Raven the Cat

Friday

today my owners put me into my room just because i scooped a little bit of dirt out of the flowers on the table. sheesh!

-Raven the Cat

Thursday

my owner came home, worked on homework, then promptly left without playing with me! humph!!!!!!!!!

-Raven the Cat

Wednesday

today was NOT interesting. everything was same old, same old. my owner did NOT play with me, and dottie isn't showing up as often. she told me that she had a trades project due on Friday. oh well, nothing interesting.

-Raven the Cat